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Smart Money Already Rotating Into Xmas Shitcoins

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Smart Money Already Rotating Into Xmas Shitcoins

LONDON — This November, a new buzz has emerged as astute investors are diverting their attention to an unexpected sector: Christmas shitcoins.
LONDON — This November, a new buzz has emerged as astute investors are diverting their attention to an unexpected sector: Christmas shitcoins.
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