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Dearest Eyeballs. We appreciate both of you. Another jam packed two weeks in crypto-web3 land. For example, Halloween Ghost Costumes by Shu Zu and Do Kwon are in vogue, German's are critiquing American beverage company Budweiser, 1M Crypto User's Are Asking Bitboy To Take it Down from a 10 to a 2,

Dearest Eyeballs, I am pleased to present The Rug’s First Newsletter, your least bad source of crypto news. Take it as an offering, once a month. For many of our stories, we are the only Web3 news outlet reporting on them! How is it that no one else was willing to cover it when Michael Saylor Insists Baskin-Robbins Has Only One Flavor, or how US President Joe Biden Urges Gas Station Operators to “Migrate to Layer 2 Immediately” in a Bid to Stymie Skyrocketing Gas Prices, and of course heroic feats like Solana Goes Full Day With No Down Time? Our reporters are out there, day after day, breaking news like when OpenSea claimed, “It’s only money laundering if you get caught.”

When we see a bear we just act like Lionardo Di'Caprio. Despite the market lull, and the fact that Your Two Bank is Now Worth Less Than Your 2 Cents, there is a lot going on recently, Solana introduced a new feature called Maintenance Mode, the SEC Launched a Yuga Labs Probe After Nancy Pelosi Estab