Sam Bankman-Fried's recent incarceration has limited the amount of scams available to the young entrepreneur. Bankman-Fried arrived in prison smirking, causing many inmates to think he's delusional. Turns out he was just motivated.

The Rug

Sep 29

Charles Hoskinson Has Been Hiding the Cardano Whitepaper in My Backyard for Years and I’m Getting Sick of it

1 collected

The Rug

Sep 29

Charles Hoskinson Has Been Hiding the Cardano Whitepaper in My Backyard for Years and I’m Getting Sick of it

1 collected

The Rug

Feb 1

NFTs Are a Gateway Token

Gary Gensler calls NFTs a gateway token, new Arbitrum bubble gum, and Larry David gets two years plus community service.

The Rug

Feb 1

NFTs Are a Gateway Token

Gary Gensler calls NFTs a gateway token, new Arbitrum bubble gum, and Larry David gets two years plus community service.

The Rug

Sep 15

Tucker Carlson and Scooby-Doo Expose the ‘Real’ Origin of Dogecoin

Venerable investigator Scooby Doo and his lesser-known apprentice, Tucker Carlson, announced Friday the results of their investigation into the origin of dogecoin.

2 collected

The Rug

Sep 15

Tucker Carlson and Scooby-Doo Expose the ‘Real’ Origin of Dogecoin

Venerable investigator Scooby Doo and his lesser-known apprentice, Tucker Carlson, announced Friday the results of their investigation into the origin of dogecoin.

2 collected

The Rug

Sep 8

PREMIUM — Elon Musk Buys 6.9% Stake in The Rug

PALO ALTO — Renowned tech magnate Elon Musk has acquired a substantial 6.9% stake in our esteemed newspaper, solidifying his presence as a significan...

3 collected

The Rug

Sep 8

PREMIUM — Elon Musk Buys 6.9% Stake in The Rug

PALO ALTO — Renowned tech magnate Elon Musk has acquired a substantial 6.9% stake in our esteemed newspaper, solidifying his presence as a significan...

3 collected

The Rug

Feb 19

Bitcoin Maxis Refuse Paternity Test for NFTs

Bitcoin Maxis refuse paternity test, El Salvador mints constitution as ordinal NFT, and Ryan from BanklessHQ gets rugged, again.

1 collected

The Rug

Feb 19

Bitcoin Maxis Refuse Paternity Test for NFTs

Bitcoin Maxis refuse paternity test, El Salvador mints constitution as ordinal NFT, and Ryan from BanklessHQ gets rugged, again.

1 collected

The Rug

Jan 15

Satoshi Voted Next Speaker of the House

Satoshi Speaker of the House, Ethereum Proof-of-Work miners discovered in a cave in Colorado, and 97% of American think "The Fed" is a buffet chain.

1 collected

The Rug

Jan 15

Satoshi Voted Next Speaker of the House

Satoshi Speaker of the House, Ethereum Proof-of-Work miners discovered in a cave in Colorado, and 97% of American think "The Fed" is a buffet chain.

1 collected

The Rug

Dec 26

The Vatican Issues Soulbound NFTs

SBF Arrested, Trump NFTs, and Rugstradamus strikes again!

2 collected

The Rug

Dec 26

The Vatican Issues Soulbound NFTs

SBF Arrested, Trump NFTs, and Rugstradamus strikes again!

2 collected

The Rug

Dec 4

SBF Plays "Get Out of Jail Free" Card

Letter From The EditorDear spherical-viewing apparatuses, In the last few weeks we've seen some wild turns in crypto: SBF played a "Get out ...

1 collected

The Rug

Dec 4

SBF Plays "Get Out of Jail Free" Card

Letter From The EditorDear spherical-viewing apparatuses, In the last few weeks we've seen some wild turns in crypto: SBF played a "Get out ...

1 collected

The Rug

Nov 15

SBF Donates 99% of Fortune Ahead of Schedule

1 collected

The Rug

Nov 15

SBF Donates 99% of Fortune Ahead of Schedule

1 collected

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