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The Rug
The mostly credible news source in Web3. We take money, seriously.
The Rug
The mostly credible news source in Web3. We take money, seriously.
Written by
ZeroMass and 8 others
Written by
ZeroMass and 8 others
The Rug
Oct 13
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Team Up to Launch "Temporary" Shitcoin
Kansas City Chiefs' star Tight End, Travis Kelce, and global superstar Taylor Swift are taking their relationship to the next level. Their newly launched...
The Rug
Oct 13
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Team Up to Launch "Temporary" Shitcoin
Kansas City Chiefs' star Tight End, Travis Kelce, and global superstar Taylor Swift are taking their relationship to the next level. Their newly launched...
The Rug
Oct 6
PREMIUM — SEC Cracks Down on USD
WASHINGTON — SEC Gary Gensler is cracking down on the US Dollar. Gensler stated in a recent press conference that the “so-called USD” is a danger to...
The Rug
Oct 6
PREMIUM — SEC Cracks Down on USD
WASHINGTON — SEC Gary Gensler is cracking down on the US Dollar. Gensler stated in a recent press conference that the “so-called USD” is a danger to...
The Rug
Sep 22
SBF Sells Fake Shanks For Extra Vegetables at Lunch
Sam Bankman-Fried's recent incarceration has limited the amount of scams available to the young entrepreneur. Bankman-Fried arrived in prison smirking, causing many inmates to think he's delusional. Turns out he was just motivated.
The Rug
Sep 22
SBF Sells Fake Shanks For Extra Vegetables at Lunch
Sam Bankman-Fried's recent incarceration has limited the amount of scams available to the young entrepreneur. Bankman-Fried arrived in prison smirking, causing many inmates to think he's delusional. Turns out he was just motivated.
The Rug
Sep 29
Charles Hoskinson Has Been Hiding the Cardano Whitepaper in My Backyard for Years and I’m Getting Sick of it
BOULDER — For the last seven years, Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson has been sneaking into my backyard, between midnight and 4 a.m., and hiding the Cardano whitepaper, and I’m getting sick of it.
1 collected
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Sep 29
Charles Hoskinson Has Been Hiding the Cardano Whitepaper in My Backyard for Years and I’m Getting Sick of it
BOULDER — For the last seven years, Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson has been sneaking into my backyard, between midnight and 4 a.m., and hiding the Cardano whitepaper, and I’m getting sick of it.
1 collected
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Sep 8
PREMIUM — Elon Musk Buys 6.9% Stake in The Rug
PALO ALTO — Renowned tech magnate Elon Musk has acquired a substantial 6.9% stake in our esteemed newspaper, solidifying his presence as a significan...
3 collected
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Sep 8
PREMIUM — Elon Musk Buys 6.9% Stake in The Rug
PALO ALTO — Renowned tech magnate Elon Musk has acquired a substantial 6.9% stake in our esteemed newspaper, solidifying his presence as a significan...
3 collected
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Oct 31
PREMIUM — Dracula Bets Big on Staking as a Service
Just in time for Halloween, the legendary vampire Count Dracula has ventured into the world of cryptocurrency by launching his own crypto-staking service, ImmortaliFi.
1 collected
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Oct 31
PREMIUM — Dracula Bets Big on Staking as a Service
Just in time for Halloween, the legendary vampire Count Dracula has ventured into the world of cryptocurrency by launching his own crypto-staking service, ImmortaliFi.
1 collected
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Oct 20
Michael Saylor Makes Token Bid on Federal Reserve For 1 Bitcoin
TYSONS CORNER — Tech mogul Michael Saylor wants to buy The Federal Reserve. Inside sources say Jerome Powell met with Saylor at his offices in Virgini...
1 collected
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Oct 20
Michael Saylor Makes Token Bid on Federal Reserve For 1 Bitcoin
TYSONS CORNER — Tech mogul Michael Saylor wants to buy The Federal Reserve. Inside sources say Jerome Powell met with Saylor at his offices in Virgini...
1 collected
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Oct 22
NEWSLETTER — North Korea Adopts Stolen Bitcoin as Legal Tender
Dearest Operating Systems, There's a twinge of fall in the air, and a looming sense that the bear market just may be over. The Rug is proud to keep shipping through the peaks and troughs of the existential experience known as crypto-life. This issue is jam-packed with goodies, for example...
1 collected
The Rug
Oct 22
NEWSLETTER — North Korea Adopts Stolen Bitcoin as Legal Tender
Dearest Operating Systems, There's a twinge of fall in the air, and a looming sense that the bear market just may be over. The Rug is proud to keep shipping through the peaks and troughs of the existential experience known as crypto-life. This issue is jam-packed with goodies, for example...
1 collected
The Rug
Sep 15
Tucker Carlson and Scooby-Doo Expose the ‘Real’ Origin of Dogecoin
Venerable investigator Scooby Doo and his lesser-known apprentice, Tucker Carlson, announced Friday the results of their investigation into the origin of dogecoin.
2 collected
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Sep 15
Tucker Carlson and Scooby-Doo Expose the ‘Real’ Origin of Dogecoin
Venerable investigator Scooby Doo and his lesser-known apprentice, Tucker Carlson, announced Friday the results of their investigation into the origin of dogecoin.
2 collected