WASHINGTON D.C. — The whole nation stands in awe as Trump Coin prepares to stand trial for price fixing yield-generating protocols on the Ethereum blockchain. The coin claims that it wasn’t their fault that people believed what they said when, quote “everyone knows I always say what you want to hear,” end quote.

Lawyers from both sides of the aisle scrolled through CoinGecko dismissing unfit ERC-20 tokens for the jury selection. Discerning traits were not being differentiated enough from Trump Coin, being biased towards Trump Coin, and or not adding or adding a hat to Trump Coin.

The plaintiff made an appeal to the judge with respect to general dismissal, “We believe these characteristics put memetic tokens in danger of bias your honor, and ask that they be summarily dismissed from the courtroom.” The attorney representing the accused immediately retorted, “Your honor, these other ERC-20 tokens clearly have a hat while Trump Coin does not, therefore they are different and not biased, and as such I ask that you keep them in consideration for the jury as a result of their own recognizance.”

The methodical process of picking the appropriate coins to judge the case could take weeks, even months. There are so many versions of the same type of coin that neither the plaintiff nor the defendant has been able to agree on “what constitutes value”, and beyond that, “meaning”.

“I think Trump Coin shouldn’t even be on CoinGecko,” noted a concerned degen that stood outside the courtroom in protest. “It is a disgrace to our democracy.” Protestors from both sides were in attendance. Another added, “Trump Coin to the moon, bitches.”

It is with a hushed sense of gravity, and an eye toward justice that we engage in this unprecedented event of Trump Coin finally standing trial. One meme coin was asked about its degen-like yield farming behaviors during the bull run of 2020, to which it replied, “I don’t think that’s fair Sir because everything was going up. So I couldn’t lose.” Fair enough as it may be, and although such logic seems airtight, other arguments are less so.

As the country decides this case, and we look toward the future of yield farming, ideally, it will be a future that has a trustless hold on justice, reality, and fortune.

Dog with hat coin is up 72% on the news.

Grab the latest crew badge and sew it directly onto your Degen Scouts sash.

WASHINGTON D.C. — The whole nation stands in awe as Trump Coin prepares to stand trial for price fixing yield-generating protocols on the Ethereum blockchain. The coin claims that it wasn’t their fault that people believed what they said when, quote “everyone knows I always say what you want to hear,” end quote.

Lawyers from both sides of the aisle scrolled through CoinGecko dismissing unfit ERC-20 tokens for the jury selection. Discerning traits were not being differentiated enough from Trump Coin, being biased towards Trump Coin, and or not adding or adding a hat to Trump Coin.

The plaintiff made an appeal to the judge with respect to general dismissal, “We believe these characteristics put memetic tokens in danger of bias your honor, and ask that they be summarily dismissed from the courtroom.” The attorney representing the accused immediately retorted, “Your honor, these other ERC-20 tokens clearly have a hat while Trump Coin does not, therefore they are different and not biased, and as such I ask that you keep them in consideration for the jury as a result of their own recognizance.”

The methodical process of picking the appropriate coins to judge the case could take weeks, even months. There are so many versions of the same type of coin that neither the plaintiff nor the defendant has been able to agree on “what constitutes value”, and beyond that, “meaning”.

“I think Trump Coin shouldn’t even be on CoinGecko,” noted a concerned degen that stood outside the courtroom in protest. “It is a disgrace to our democracy.” Protestors from both sides were in attendance. Another added, “Trump Coin to the moon, bitches.”

It is with a hushed sense of gravity, and an eye toward justice that we engage in this unprecedented event of Trump Coin finally standing trial. One meme coin was asked about its degen-like yield farming behaviors during the bull run of 2020, to which it replied, “I don’t think that’s fair Sir because everything was going up. So I couldn’t lose.” Fair enough as it may be, and although such logic seems airtight, other arguments are less so.

As the country decides this case, and we look toward the future of yield farming, ideally, it will be a future that has a trustless hold on justice, reality, and fortune.

Dog with hat coin is up 72% on the news.

Grab the latest crew badge and sew it directly onto your Degen Scouts sash.