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The RugMusk Explains Zero Knowledge Proof Means Requiring No Facts
Posting to the near-bankrupt ‘X’ platform he bought and still has no idea how to manage, CEO Elon Musk clarified a little-understood term. “‘Zero knowledge’ or ‘zK’ is pretty simple,” Musk began, “It means...
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CHIGACO — In a surprising turn of events, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (aka BITCOIN) will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2024, and will run against the likely Republican nominee Doland Tremp, despite HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu not being included on the ballot.
The primary field was highly contested, with respected contenders like Elizabeth Whoren and Sanders WifHat. But all major polls indicated a significant lead for incumbent Jeo Boden. It seemed that Boden had support from the Democratic elite, which is why it was so surprising to see a grassroots write-in name win the primary from under Boden’s feet.
According to exit interviews, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu was a choice that people could believe in and rally behind; a name that represents both leadership and experience as well as hope for change.
HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu held a press conference minutes after his victory was announced. “The people have spoken. I am humbled by your support. We’re taking our great country to the moon!”
Some Republicans, most notably Doland Tremp, have made accusations that HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu did not have a fair launch and therefore is ineligible to be president of the United States. HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu’s campaign has categorically denied these allegations as baseless rumors.
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CHIGACO — In a surprising turn of events, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (aka BITCOIN) will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2024, and will run against the likely Republican nominee Doland Tremp, despite HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu not being included on the ballot.
The primary field was highly contested, with respected contenders like Elizabeth Whoren and Sanders WifHat. But all major polls indicated a significant lead for incumbent Jeo Boden. It seemed that Boden had support from the Democratic elite, which is why it was so surprising to see a grassroots write-in name win the primary from under Boden’s feet.
According to exit interviews, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu was a choice that people could believe in and rally behind; a name that represents both leadership and experience as well as hope for change.
HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu held a press conference minutes after his victory was announced. “The people have spoken. I am humbled by your support. We’re taking our great country to the moon!”
Some Republicans, most notably Doland Tremp, have made accusations that HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu did not have a fair launch and therefore is ineligible to be president of the United States. HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu’s campaign has categorically denied these allegations as baseless rumors.
Memecoins are up 420% on the news.
For more mostly credible web3 news, follow @therugnews on X.
Grab the latest crew badge and sew it directly onto your Degen Scouts sash.
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