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The RugMusk Explains Zero Knowledge Proof Means Requiring No Facts
Posting to the near-bankrupt ‘X’ platform he bought and still has no idea how to manage, CEO Elon Musk clarified a little-understood term. “‘Zero knowledge’ or ‘zK’ is pretty simple,” Musk began, “It means...
The RugCardano Announces Plan to Join ETH Merge | The Rug's Mostly Credible Newsletter #1
Dearest Eyeballs, I am pleased to present The Rug’s First Newsletter, your least bad source of crypto news. Take it as an offering, once a month. For many of our stories, we are the only Web3 news outlet reporting on them! How is it that no one else was willing to cover it when Michael Saylor Insists Baskin-Robbins Has Only One Flavor, or how US President Joe Biden Urges Gas Station Operators to “Migrate to Layer 2 Immediately” in a Bid to Stymie Skyrocketing Gas Prices, and of course heroic feats like Solana Goes Full Day With No Down Time? Our reporters are out there, day after day, breaking news like when OpenSea claimed, “It’s only money laundering if you get caught.”
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Dear Bull's Eyes,
Well the matador market is back! For a while there, bitcoin stalled as suburban moms moved into big dumb cups, but now a weather alert from the coast guard projects boating accidents will reach an ATH in 2024/25 and boomer parents now own more bitcoin than their kids.
ETH Denver went off without a hitch because Vitalik limited the number of heads who can crash on his floor to fifty. But with the market's heating up, your friend who just accepted buy now advice from six months ago is flummoxed that he's not rich yet.
Plus, SBF is defining modern fashion with his new spring collection, a lot of people got raptured when ETH broke 3K, although now the ETH to 10K crowd might settle for 4K and a hot dog.
In other news investigators are still looking for whoever is called Sybil and why she has been attacked. They have a few leads.
Giddyup.
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WASHINGTON D.C. — Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen communed with the soul of Ben Franklin late Saturday evening for advice on crypto regulation. She reported to be desperate for ideas on how to stop it from... [cont. reading]
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Dear Bull's Eyes,
Well the matador market is back! For a while there, bitcoin stalled as suburban moms moved into big dumb cups, but now a weather alert from the coast guard projects boating accidents will reach an ATH in 2024/25 and boomer parents now own more bitcoin than their kids.
ETH Denver went off without a hitch because Vitalik limited the number of heads who can crash on his floor to fifty. But with the market's heating up, your friend who just accepted buy now advice from six months ago is flummoxed that he's not rich yet.
Plus, SBF is defining modern fashion with his new spring collection, a lot of people got raptured when ETH broke 3K, although now the ETH to 10K crowd might settle for 4K and a hot dog.
In other news investigators are still looking for whoever is called Sybil and why she has been attacked. They have a few leads.
Giddyup.
PREMIUM — Craig Wright, who has claimed for years to be Bitcoin’s anonymous creator Satoshi Nakamoto, was dumbfounded recently when the courtroom finally revealed that every person in the room, with the exception of Craig Wright, is actually... [cont. reading]
Level up to The Rug Premium and get exclusive access to this and future exclusive monthly articles, a premium member-only NFT badge, and access to a Discord channel with The Rug writers. $2/month, infinity laughs a year. The math checks out. We have a math scientist on staff.
JACKSONVILLE — It just keeps getting better for Boomers in the wake of the wave of recent Bitcoin ETFs. Baby boomer parents are continuing to show that the tortoise beats the hare and are increasingly surpassing their millennial and Gen Z children in terms of Bitcoin ownership, fueled pretty much entirely by the advent of...[cont. reading]
WASHINGTON D.C. — Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen communed with the soul of Ben Franklin late Saturday evening for advice on crypto regulation. She reported to be desperate for ideas on how to stop it from... [cont. reading]
Coast Guard knows best.
How has it not happened yet?
No man shall know the hour.
Tell me what you do know about her.
They are pretty cool though.
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Snag a copy of The Rug | Vol. III Issue 1
Share the funny with a friend
Subscribers, join our discord and come hang out in the lounge
Rug Basic and Premium subscribers may enter here.
Grab the latest crew badge and sew it directly onto your Degen Scouts sash.
Get your butt in here... the server. 🍑
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