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The RugMusk Explains Zero Knowledge Proof Means Requiring No Facts
Posting to the near-bankrupt ‘X’ platform he bought and still has no idea how to manage, CEO Elon Musk clarified a little-understood term. “‘Zero knowledge’ or ‘zK’ is pretty simple,” Musk began, “It means...
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SAN FRANCISCO — Advanced automated intelligent large language models are depleting the funds of local resident Less Sentsinsky. Officials reported that Sentsinsky stormed into a local Government building demanding that the world, “shut down AI”.
Sentsinky, a long time San Fran resident gainfully employed as a software developer at Uber said it all started when the boss said they’d be implementing AI to “help out around here.”
According to Sentsinky, “At first it was cool. AI summarized my emails, and drafted responses in my tone of voice. So I brought it home. Then AI was ordering me pizza for dinner, recording my favorite sitcom, and even giving me trading suggestions in the market."
Carmichael, of the Dirkosovitch Research Institute, spearheaded this pilot test of the new LLM with the ride share company Uber. “We’re excited about this new version, and partnering with Uber to pilot test its capacity.” He added.
Droves of AI researchers have been vying for this new iteration of intelligence that can replace a large amount of the software developer market. “It’s a natural gap to fill,” said data scientist Hans Carmichael, “coders think like computers, and AI’s are computers that can think like coders."
"I was so pleased I coded in a bit more autonomy into it. That was my first mistake. I should have known when it asked me my favorite pets name, my 2nd grade elementary school teacher, and what road I grew up on.” Sentisnky adds.
In a matter of weeks coder and multiple t-shirt owner Sentinsky had been replaced by AI at work, lost his life savings in AI bot-trading meme coins in the crypto market, and got dumped by his girlfriend for being broke and jobless.
“I mean what was I supposed to do, stick around?” Noted ex-girlfriend Sherry Bonitas, “Plus, there’s this new AI app that pairs hot women with wealthy men. All you have to do is scan your body and your retina to see what level of income you qualify for. I’m beta-testing for them right now!”
AI took Sentinsky’s job, his girlfriend, and all he had to show for it was a stupid memecoin of a dog with hat.
Dogwithhat is up 721% on the news.
For more mostly credible web3 news, follow @therugnews on X.
SAN FRANCISCO — Advanced automated intelligent large language models are depleting the funds of local resident Less Sentsinsky. Officials reported that Sentsinsky stormed into a local Government building demanding that the world, “shut down AI”.
Sentsinky, a long time San Fran resident gainfully employed as a software developer at Uber said it all started when the boss said they’d be implementing AI to “help out around here.”
According to Sentsinky, “At first it was cool. AI summarized my emails, and drafted responses in my tone of voice. So I brought it home. Then AI was ordering me pizza for dinner, recording my favorite sitcom, and even giving me trading suggestions in the market."
Carmichael, of the Dirkosovitch Research Institute, spearheaded this pilot test of the new LLM with the ride share company Uber. “We’re excited about this new version, and partnering with Uber to pilot test its capacity.” He added.
Droves of AI researchers have been vying for this new iteration of intelligence that can replace a large amount of the software developer market. “It’s a natural gap to fill,” said data scientist Hans Carmichael, “coders think like computers, and AI’s are computers that can think like coders."
"I was so pleased I coded in a bit more autonomy into it. That was my first mistake. I should have known when it asked me my favorite pets name, my 2nd grade elementary school teacher, and what road I grew up on.” Sentisnky adds.
In a matter of weeks coder and multiple t-shirt owner Sentinsky had been replaced by AI at work, lost his life savings in AI bot-trading meme coins in the crypto market, and got dumped by his girlfriend for being broke and jobless.
“I mean what was I supposed to do, stick around?” Noted ex-girlfriend Sherry Bonitas, “Plus, there’s this new AI app that pairs hot women with wealthy men. All you have to do is scan your body and your retina to see what level of income you qualify for. I’m beta-testing for them right now!”
AI took Sentinsky’s job, his girlfriend, and all he had to show for it was a stupid memecoin of a dog with hat.
Dogwithhat is up 721% on the news.
For more mostly credible web3 news, follow @therugnews on X.
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FULL STORY — AI Took My Job, My Girlfriend, and My Life Savings and All I Got Was This Stupid Meme Coin "I should have know when it asked me for my favorite pet's name.." Get the full scoop. 👇🍨 #TheRug #AI https://therugnews.com/ai-took